Faking it

I have faked cell phone conversations, not often but sometime. Although while I am doing them I feel very silly, but feeling silly to myself outweighs looking like the lonely awkward guy waiting on someone by himself. There are just some instances where you know you look like "that guy" sitting alone in your car. Even though you may be just waiting to pick up your friend as a favor and they are running late, you still look creepy sitting alone in the parking lot in a parked car whom people are asking themselves questions about.
So yes I do advocate "cell phonies" and yes my phone has vibrated on my ear while pretending to hold a conversation and yes it is awkward but your so excited to get a real phone call you forget about how goofy you just looked a min ago.